What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

-”Ah so!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How can the citizens of Russia accept the enormous difference between people? The richest 500 Russians own more than the poorest 99.8% of the entire Russian population combined. Why don't we see any protests?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

Why is my Whirlpool fridge not cooling but the freezer works? What is the solution?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-J W Pepper

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What does it mean if you dream your dad died?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why do you suck men's dicks?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What's the biggest myth about illegal immigrants?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

From Russia With Love

A View to a Kill

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Can men and women be friends?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Moonraker

Why do humans sweat while stressed?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How can I move on from my ex?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-All the bad guys are black.

Why are men obsessed with breasts and their size? I don't quite see women being obsessed with the penis - Why is this so?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Do narcissists love their children?

Goldfinger

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

What made you stop being an addict?